I knew I had to make a post this morning. The micropenis was creeping everyone out, hm?

I'm pretty sure Sexy is going into heat. Usually a silent cat, now she's meowing if I look at her. It's not a usual meow, either. It's sort of a resigned, whiny, but short meow. She seems to like it when I spank her now - much more than she used to. Maybe it's relieving some of the, uhm, pressure. Oh, she's also licking herself. A lot.

Don't get me wrong. If I could reach down there, I'm sure I'd lick myself a lot, too. But she can't go five minutes without burying her head down there.

Anyway. This week is my last week here. Expect a bit of meloncholy and reminiscing. I'm sad about leaving, so I'll get all that out of system this week, so next week I can focus on all the terrificness that is Christmas.

Speaking of Christmas, tonight is our Christmas party. Yesterday, I made Jello shots with tequila. They sort of stink, but I'm sure they'll be lovely. I wish I would have though of it sooner, but it would have been hilarious if I had put a gummi worm in each shot (tequila/worm? get it?) Ah well. There is also a gift exchange. I unfortunately couldn't get anything Jenn-like, so I had to settle for Christmas ornaments. They look like balls of yarn, with arms, legs, and heads. I think they're cute. I didn't reach the $10 limit for them, but hopefully no one will notice, though they probably will, because everyone knows the price of everything around here.